Eve of departure t-shirt round-up

So, as I'm getting ready to head back to the US for eight whole weeks tomorrow, I finally find time and energy to blog again.

First off, just a small sampling of my favorite t-shirt sayings. Some shirts have several lines of text, so I've kept these together.

Love My Hooker (inscribed in a heart)

I'm so glad we're
at the same place

He May Be Creative
FRJ
Everything

Versus (versus what, I don't know)

My hair is fat.
Let's try again.

Don't Give
Up Pink (on blue sweatshirt with white letters. No pink involved)

starving
hysterical
naked

epilepsy 5K (The student wearing this told me she bought it online but didn't know what it meant.)

Park vs. pork

Smartass University
Taking a piss since 1851


Then, there was the "Face is Not Flat" ad in the subway. I assume it was for a plastic surgery clinic.

And the gym I pass by on the bus going to work--Red Congo Women Total Fitness (?????)

If I didn't think it would be rude, I'd love to just take people's pictures constantly.